Thou Suffers Body Shaming

[Verse]
If you weigh more than one grain of rice you look like King Gordy
If you drink more than ten millilitres of Coke you have no teeth
If you have less than three man boobs you are not sexy
If you do not shower for a day you smell like you haven't showered for two days
If you have no legs you are lacking a face
If you look like Hopsin then you are actually pretty cool
If you don't look like Hopsin you are a weed smoke fool
If you are from South Africa you are Jewish
If you are Jewish you are from South Africa
If you if and if if is if then if you are stupid then you are fat

[Outro]
But it is common knowledge that you are stupid and fat