The real title is not what you see, people. (Look to the left.) And since my teacher makes us put the date and author, the date is right above this paragraph, and my name is right underneath the title. Enjoy, classmates!
"Humans"
[Intro]
Let me tell you all a story that always fills me with doubt
Now that I'm speaking up, should I be freaking out?
They'd say I can't do anything, they'd hate on this rap
They'd say I'm not anything 'cept a crazy maniac
Uh...
[Verse 1]
Everything started when I was in fourth grade
My gym teacher said, "Let's play a soccer game!"
As the time dragged on, on dragged the play
Till at me they taunted, "You can never pass straight!"
[Pre-Hook 1]
And on I strugged with all the naysayers
We're all human beings, so why they my haters?
I tried to tell myself that they just couldn't see
But too late, I was, too, blinded by the curse on me
[Hook]
I wanted to scream, I wanted to cry
I wanted to be better, wanted to know why
Why do they all loathe me? Don't they know I try?
Don't they know how to properly treat humans in life?
[Post-Hook 1]
But I guess they didn't know
Guess their "niceness" was just for show
In the end, I'm only human
And they only have so much acumen (sigh)
[Verse 2]
Everything continued in grades five, six and seven
The things that happened did not make life heaven
I started liking soccer, but since I'm still Jessie
They started naysaying and mocking Messi
For the fact that I will always be hated
Ones I support will always be debated
It's not fair, but though nothing's fair in life
At least they should try to tell between day and night!
[Pre-Hook 2]
I'm still struggling with all the naysayers
Why are there humans who are such haters?
They think they don't deserve this song, they think they're so nice
They think lots o' things are boss but don't even know why!?
[Hook]
[Post-Hook 2]
Don't they know
That when you are "cool kid"
You shouldn't pick on
Who you think are fanatics?
But now I'm sure
They didn't know
They still think
Condescending equals GOAT
In the end, I'm only human
And they only have so much acumen (sigh)
[Bridge]
Betty Botter bought some butter
The butter's bitter, so she bought more butter
She tasted her batter, but her insides withered
Because cake haters are always gonna hate her!
Then, she sells sea shells by the sea shore
But the "cool kids" called her a whore
She ran to me, and she cried out my name;
Asked, "Why are they so mean? They think life's a game."
So this story was told, from
One wounded girl to another
She thanked me for my advice;
I asked her about soccer...
"Don't think about what they think," she replied
With the first caring look in years
"All they do is change their minds and lie -
That is so not worth your tears."
[Interlude]
After all their exclusion
I found this one conclusion:
I'm nice and normal, but they -
They suffer from delusion!
[Hook]
[Continuation of Hook]
Now I wanna scream, now I wanna cry
Wanna cry from the pleasure of learning reason why
Why do they all loathe me? I had asked, now I'm in awe
Knowing that they still can't see what is "seriously boss"!
OWWWNAGE!!!
[Outro]
In the end, I'm only human
And they only have so much acumen (sigh)
In the end, I'm only human
And they only have so much acumen (sigh)
In the end, they're just inhuman
"Inhumans" only have so much acumen (sigh)
In the end, they're just inhuman
"Inhumans" have SO much acumen (sigh)
Jess MaQswell released This Rap I’m Supposed To Hand In On Monday For Language on Fri Jan 23 2015.