This Old Man

[Twang]
(Singing)
This old man, he played one
He played knick knack on Hoobs’ thumbs
With a knick knack paddywhack, give a dog a bone
This old man came rolling home…
(Spoken)
You Go, Tootle

[Tootle]
(Singing)
This old man, he played two
He played knick knack on Timp’s shoe
(Timp tap dances while Knick knacks on Timp’s Shoe)
[Timp]
(Spoken)
Ha-Ha!

[Tootle]
(Singing)
With a knick knack paddywhack, give a dog a bone
This old man came rolling home…
(Spoken)
You Go, Timp

[Timp]
This old man, he played three
He played knick knack on Tootle’s knee
(Tootle laughing while Knick knack on Tootle’s Knee)
With a knick knack paddywhack, give a dog a bone
This old man came rolling home…
(Spoken)
You Go, Twang

[Twang]
(Singing)
This old man, he played four
He played knick knack on your door
With a knick knack paddywhack, givе a dog a bone
This old man came rolling home…
(Spokеn)
You Go, Tootle

[Tootle]
(Singing)
This old man, he played five
He played knick knack make you jive
With a knick knack paddywhack, give a dog a bone
This old man came rolling home…
(Spoken)
You Go, Timp

[Timp]
(Singing)
This old man, he played six
He played knick knack with your chicks
With a knick knack paddywhack, give a dog a bone
This old man came rolling home…
(Spoken)
You Go, Twang

[Twang]
(Singing)
This old man, he played seven
He played knick knack make a lessen
With a knick knack paddywhack, give a dog a bone
This old man came rolling home…
(Spoken)
You Go, Tootle

[Tootle]
(Singing)
This old man, he played eight
He played knick knack make you great
With a knick knack paddywhack, give a dog a bone
This old man came rolling home…
(Spoken)
You Go, Timp

Timp
(Singing)
This old man, he played nine
He played knick knack on Twang’s spine
(Twang giggling while Knick knack on Twang’s spine)
[Twang]
(Spoken)
There’s Nothing Stop It Now
[Timp]
(Singing)
With a knick knack paddywhack, give a dog a bone
This old man came rolling home…
(Spoken)
All Together Now!

[The Motorettes]
(Singing)
This old man, he played ten
He played knick knack once again
With a knick knack paddywhack, give a dog a bone
This old man came rolling home…