This Old Man

This old man, brains he lacks
He likes truth instead of facts
Super Thursday's coming real soon
Can they hide ol' Joe Buffoon?

This old man's getting older
He's a lying dog-faced pony soldier
150 million dead from guns
And a couple million for his sons

This old man, we don't want
He thinks New Hampshire is Vermont
He's protected well by Twitter Jack
If you don't like him, you ain't black

This old man needs a nap
He's an Obiden-Bama Democrat
Poor kids are just as good as whites
Joe don't know his sister from his wife

This old man says he'll defeat
Donald Trump for a Senate seat
Then he'll bow to China in Beijing
The rest of it, well, you know the thing

This old man makes us laugh
He produces endless gaffes
120 million people dead
From COVID, that is what he said

This old man really sucks
Biden can't tell Chris from Chuck
This old man cannot prevent
Trump from staying President