I’ve gotta get in shape and
I’ve gotta lose some weight, but I’m not there
I’ll get my start tomorrow
I’ve gotta get outside and
I’ve gotta quit my hiding; I’m not there
I swear I’ll start tomorrow
Let’s stay up all night thinking
About every new beginning I got wrong
Stuck in the echo chamber
You call yourself a friend?
Remember what you said
And hit rewind till you break the tape and drown
So just swallow, and let’s go
This monologue, it brings me down
This monologue, it freaks me out
I can’t ignore it so I’ll second guеss myself
Wait for my world to melt
Cash in my mental hеalth
Oh, that drivel writes itself
Every day, in every way, I’m getting older and older
And that’s okay, I guess?
I’m good enough, I’m smart enough
And doggone it, people like me! I think?
You’re way too sensitive
Don’t be so negative
You’re turning red again
Hey, try a little harder, buddy
Don’t be so sensitive
Nervous and negative
A final warning: would you try to not embarrass me again?
This monologue, it brings me down
This monologue, it freaks me out
Extract it, and bottle it at the source
We’ll sell it door-to-door as our new miracle cure
With the taste of lime!
A cold comfort by design!
This Monologue was written by Talk Show Host.
This Monologue was produced by John Dinsmore.
Talk Show Host released This Monologue on Fri Nov 20 2020.