This Man vs Trollface - Terrible Rap Battles of Comic Sans

Terrible Rap Batttles of Comic Sans...

This Man...

Versus...

Trollface...

Begin!

[Verse 1 - This Man | Snakebite126]

How about you sit down?
I can tell you're torn up
Rose from imageboards but
Now your image bores us
I've got a chilling tone
The most skilled opponent who will unload
With the flows to send this troll back under
I'm the Billy GOAT (uh)
You'd think Ramirez was an alchemist with all that he sold
Yet he failed to turn irony to comedy gold (yeah)
Now this mug's firing shots
Against the idol of every twelve year-old child on Black-Ops
Cut through you with malice
I'm Krueger, you're Alice
'Cause my face haunts drеams
Yours just haunts sleep paralysis
You'll take number 2, so I know that shit-eating grin's hurting
How about you go on a Trollfacе Quest for a chin surgeon?
The MC, straight from your REM sleep onto TV
You're stuck on rage comics while I'm making Shōnen Weekly
You're bound to wind up with Pepe
Locked in the net's attic
Cause with history of bigotry
You're pretty problem-atic

[Verse 2 - Trollface | Snakebite126]

Hon hon! Oui oui!
Why don't you go back to Italy?
You can call me Eduard
Cause I'm about to Khil the beat!
100k dollar face so like your marketing I'll be stunting
Ain't seen dream dudes proven this fake since speedrunning! (lol!)
Is the fact your story's sketchy surprising?
Drawn looking like Kin Kid in a midlife crisis
I'd never go to Brazil
Or this teacher my take my child
Screw X-Files that creepy stare tells me
You're from the Pedo-files
My flow game's mad, bro
You're stepping in a trollfest
Why don't you call me rick?
I'm on a roll! (REKT)
Go dream of some bitches
That old Shrek face gets no sex
Floating up to chicks like:
"Uhhh, so no head?"
This won't be the first time
4chan exposed this cuck's ass
So how about you bathe oil
And go find who the fuck asked?
You better hold still
Cause if this Creepypasta draws nearer
I'll be ruining a CP Freak
Like Black Mirror

[Verse 3 - This Man | Snakebite126]

Your fonts quite ironic
When you bars can't leave an Impact
With those raps I gotta ask:
Have you ever seen a diss, man?
Floating above clouds
Makes sense you got little drip
Sir your figure isn't fitting
Since your image didn't stick

[Verse 4 - Trollface | SnakeBite126]
Corona babofa!
I'm going mask off, you'll die today!
Ending you for good and spitting sick *spits*
Viral K
No Christ is here
To repent for our sins!
So neither of us will be spared
Once the Trollge begins...

Who Won?
Who's Next?
We decide!
What? No, I'm not doing that, that's the stupidest idea... Fine god damn
Terrible Rap Batttles of Comic Sans