This is Youmacon

Cosplayers of every age
Step right up and take the stage
Mousse your hair and come along
To the event that's Youmacon!
This is Youmacon
This is Youamcon
Fanboys scream in the shower stall!

This is Youmacon
Photo-Ops out on the lawn
Hunt for cards until you gonna catch 'em all!

In this hotel
We'll rock on
At the annual Youmacon!

See the AMV with the J-Pop track
Vicious editting then fade to black

Security's here in illuminating light
Keeping you safe in the sleepless night

This is Youmacon
This is Youmacon
Youmacon! Youmacon! Clean this up! Youmacon!

At this con
Games 'til dawn
And the Spoony Bards will play along!

Dealer room!
Flash some money now!
You can buy pockey that's twice your size!

Artist Alley's alive with an ink pen
Commissions waiting there to come to life
You'll squee!

This is Youmacon!
Maid's Cafe!
Shougi pon!

Having fun?
We're not done yet!

Watch a sub, never dubbed
Our schedule is rarely flubbed
Watch anime 'till your eyes pop out!

Oh My God it's Choji!
Oh My God it's Choji!
At the annual Youmacon!

Mario Party is happening live!
You'll never believe what goes on inside!

Don your costume you'll get glomped!

Our guest stars will all get swamped!

Skits and cosplays all compete
Making you laugh and stomp your feet

This is Youmacon!
This is Youmacon!
Youmacon! Youmacon! Where's Morgan? Youmacon!
(Youmacon Youmacon!)
Grab a badge and play all day
Your life needs more anime!
We'll work hard
From dusk 'till dawn!
At the annual Youmacon!

At this con!
Cards are flying now!
Customize your deck and battle here!

Morgan may be in disguise
He'll vanish right before your eyes
But don't be fooled he's still pulling the strings!

This is Youmacon!
Madness?! No, it's Youmacon!
Won't you please line up for a very shiny badge?

Our tech staff is working at a frightening pace!
4Chan Cookies at the con-ops place! Yum!

This is Youmacon!
This is Youmacon!
Youmacon! Youmacon! There is cake! Youmacon!

At this con
Laugh and groan!
You'll have lots of fun 'til you go home!

La la la la la la Youmacon Youmacon!
La la la la la la Youmacon Youmacon!