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Trudy had a tempting role
Norman Sheri drinks for two
Or Liz Taylor won't forget
Lou buys Gucci off the peg
Michael lives in room two ten
Leanora cured my baldness
Antonio died as a bridge collapsed
Tim was kidnapped in Baghdad

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The weather men are on the ball
The mayor had nothing to loose
Tests and triumph don the news
Helen's still singin' the blues
Gutless boy-band's singin' love songs
Lookin' in each others eyes
Earthquake kills one thousand people
Each of them had thoughts and lives

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On the sea front kept on seein'
Washed up Jimmy Carney's there
It's all about Clinton's day
And a sweater and her public hair
In the distance
I can see a playground with the swings ripped off
Palestine, Kosovo are allying in the interest of

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Marxist party in Afghanistan
Nazi party in Germany
Chairman Mao in China Town
Father Stalin in mother Russia
All of these have shook hands with the presidents
All of these have shook hands with kings
All of these kissed baby's and children
All of these all of these
All of these we believed

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