THIS IS SERIOUS

[Intro: JUKO and STINKY JAKE]
This is how we do it! (Swaggers)
ST-ST-STINKY JAKE, ooh, haha
(Going back to my roots, bitch)
Disclaimer, if you are over the age of 18, please do not listen to this
I will press charges

[Verse 1: JUKO]
Alright, listen up (Woah)
I’m speaking to you (Woo)
My name is JUKO, pee in the snow
I’m taking a poo

I stole Willy’s flow
But you know that shit goes
Dude knows how to rap
You know I don’t cap
Take notes from the pros

Bitch I’m a car (Woo)
Hear me vroom (Vroom vroom, motherfucker)
Bash into your balls
I’m getting a call
My real name is Paul
(BEEP BEEP BITCH!)

(Uhh, this is hurting my ears)
(I'm bisexual)

[Chorus: JUKO]
I like pussy, I like dick
I like dudes who kinda thick
Bitch I’m rollin' in commitment
I love my significant other (Shoutout to Chloe)
Nobody asked (Still the same guy)
I spoke the truth
This is my way of coming out
I got a sweet tooth

And to the homies that don’t give a fuck
Well props to you
And to the homies that really do
Well I guess we’re through (Fuck you!)

[Verse 2: JUKO and STINKY JAKE]
Listen, none of this really matters 'cause I'm taken
Just know I got some friends in real life who won’t take this
So I wrote some really basic shit just to explain it
I don’t really like the taste of bacon
(Swagger)

ST-ST-STINKY JAKE
*stinky jake beatboxing i think*