This Is Monopoly

I've got the Monopoly
There is no spot to be had for you opposite me
Pack your hollow oligopoly dreams
And move to another less popular street
Stop bothering me
Go escort yourself off the property
Or unfortunately you'll face poverty
Oh no I forgot
That I own every block
In this goddamn city
What a pity, my apologies

Take a chance and maybe you'll profit
And cough up a grand
Gotta risk it
All your accomplishments will look a lot like the monocle on the Monopoly man
Non existent
I'm so rich that
My dog is shiny
That's a diamond in the ruff
My pile of cards will turn you to a pile of dust
My kind of fun

I won't stop till I'm clutching the win
I drop 500 bucks on a whim
Like if you auctioned your Mum then I'd bid
Got so many bars that you thought that I wasn't
Just visiting
You're about to run out of luck in a minute
Whеn you land your butt on a pink
And you find all your funds have just been diminished
Its bettеr to be morally than financially bankrupt innit

So clap to the rhythm
Of capitalism
You think you're safe then incomes tax for a visit
Every avenue I own is stacked to the brim with houses and hotel
Coz I'm not just making a living
I be making places to live in
That's real estate flipping
You're in a state of flipping the fucking table dickhead