This Charade

[Intro]
Allday the critter
Soon I'll Be In Cali
I can't keep this charade up any longer

[Chorus]
Uh, so can I be honest for a second?
Will you forgive me if I am?
I can't keep this charade up any longer
Let it ride, let it ride out

[Verse 1]
In high school, I had a pizza face
Op shop clothes, girls gave me the snob nose
Freak of nature, funny how the seasons change
Now the same hoes scream my name
And you won't hear me complain, I'm keen for it
Nothing's gonna be the same, I need more of it now
I used to fall in love like a trap door
Now I wonder what the fucking hell the trap's for
Now I wonder what the fucking hell I rap for
'Cause all I talk is pussy, all I see is catwalks
Want a Lamborghini, not a second-hand Ford
Sit in my room, wondering what I stand for
Just pour the damn drink in my glass now
And I will dumb myself down 'til I pass out
And wake up tomorrow and regret it all
With another girl's number I will never call

[Chorus]
So can I be honest for a second?
Will you forgive me if I am?
'Cause I can't keep this charade up any longer
Na-na-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah
This charade, this charade
This charade, this charade
'Cause I can't keep this charade up any longer
Let it ride, let it ride, let it ride out

[Verse 2]
So I get high, I get high like altitudes
I get high where they bottle the Mountain Dew
And wherever I'm at, that's the powder room
And here's my soul, watch me pour it out for you
And my car broke down two months ago
I wanna fix it, really, but my money's slow
So excuse me if I'm ready to fucking blow
All of a sudden and then hook up everyone I know
And excuse my French, I'm uncivilised
I'm just writing it out as I live my life
But my life became a poem of its own
'Cause I can either make it or slowly go on home
And I think about it, the moment I'm alone
I'm so scared to fail, here's hoping that I won't
But I don't really ever sleep
I just lie here, alone, perpetually

[Chorus]
So can I be honest for a second?
Will you forgive me if I am?
'Cause I can't keep this charade up any longer
Na-na-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah
This charade, this charade
This charade, this charade
'Cause I can't keep this charade up any longer
Let it ride, let it ride, let it ride out

[Outro]
And my ego grows, every minute it thickens
And I'm looking through magazines, just picking out chickens
Like I could have her and her, and her and her, and her and her
And it's so appalling, so appalling
And I can't keep this charade up
Na-na-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah-nah
This charade, this charade