This Amazing Offer

BALDWIN (THE WHIFFLES):
Listen to this amazing offer
Someone to worship and adore (and adore)
He doesn't slide or dice
But he's nattily dressed and nice
How much would you pay?
But wait there's more (so much more)

Also, I'll throw in my devotion
Plus this limited edition of my heart (of my heart)
All this stunning merchandise
Can be yours for the low, low price
Of promising that we will never part (never part)

I'll soon go away
Don't delay
Act today