Thinking About Drinking

[Verse 1]
I have got the easy life, I've got the master plan
Nothing I do revolves around that no-good wanderin' man
When he first walked out on me, I was busy feelin' blue
But now my life is simple, there's just two things that I do

[Chorus]
When I'm not drinkin'
I'm thinkin' 'bout drinkin'
When I'm not thinkin'
I'm drinkin' 'bout you
So if you wanna find me tonight
I'll be down at the bar, I'll be alright
I doubt I'll have much serious thinking to do

[Verse 2]
To say that the pain of a broken heart
Can be eased by alcohol
I know you ain't no doctor
But would you pour a dose about yay tall?
One more shot of medicine
To help me through the day
It's good to know that sweet relief
Is just a shot away

[Chorus]
When I'm not drinkin'
I'm thinkin' 'bout drinkin'
When I'm not thinkin'
I'm drinkin' 'bout you
So if you wanna find me tonight
I'll be down at the bar, I'll be alright
I doubt I'll have much serious thinking to do

[Verse 3]
Now that we've had this talk, bartender
I think I should confess
I am not gonna drink any more
And I'm not gonna drink any less
All I think that's fit to drink
Is all the drink that's fitting
If I keep seein' that man around
I just might have to stop quitting

[Chorus]
When I'm not drinkin'
I'm thinkin' 'bout drinkin'
When I'm not thinkin'
I'm drinkin' 'bout you
So if you wanna find me tonight
I'll be down at the bar, I'll be alright
I doubt I'll have much serious thinking to do