“Things You Don’t Say To Your Wife” is a parody of the song “Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life)” by Green Day.
[Verse 1]
Hey honey have you gained some weight in your rear-end?
That dress you wear reminds me of my old girlfriend
And where'd you get those shoes? I think they're pretty lame
Would you stop talking 'cause I'm trying to watch the game
[Chorus]
If you're a man who wants to live a long and happy life
These are the things you don't say to your wife
[Verse 2]
I planned a hunting trip next week on your birthday
I didn't ask you 'cause I knew it'd be okay
Go make some dinner while I watch this fishing show
I taped it over our old wedding video
[Chorus]
If you're a man who wants to live a long and happy life
These are the things you don't say to your wife
[Verse 3]
Your cooking is okay but not like mother makes
The diamond in the ring I bought you is a fake
Your eyes look puffy, dear, are you feeling ill?
Happy anniversary, I bought you a treadmill
[Chorus]
If you're a man who wants to live a long and happy life
These are the things you don't say to your wife
If you're a man who doesn't want to get killed with a knife
These are the things you don't say to your wife
Things You Don’t Say to Your Wife was written by Tim Hawkins.
Things You Don’t Say to Your Wife was produced by Tim Hawkins.
Tim Hawkins released Things You Don’t Say to Your Wife on Tue Sep 14 2004.