They Won’t Let Me Forget (All the Things I Can’t Recall)

[Verse 1]
They said I got blind drunk blacked out and blew over the limit
They said I punched some cop in the face and made 'im fall
But now it's like this town don't even want me in it
They won't let me forget all the things I can't recall

[Verse 2]
They said I stripped buck naked and wove my gun at women
They said I did it at the wig shop there inside the mall
Then they threw a big fuss 'bout a fountain where I went swimmin'
They won't let me forget all thе things I can't recall

[Verse 3]
Well I'll take thеir word that I might have had one too many
After all there's about three days of missing times
But I'd just like to see if they do any better
If the love of their life told 'em she was livin' a lie

[Verse 4]
I guess I hack-sawed the legs off the town's only water tower
And they say that's quote unquote "against the law"
And the mess it made flooded out the city hall there
They won't let me forget all the things I can't recall
Won't let me forget all the things I can't recall
They won't let me forget all the things I can't recall