They Try To Tell Me (Cover)

[Verse 1: Mini Coop]
Hey yo, I walk in the room like "Coop is in the building" (said it)
It's only 'cause I'm that drunk that I can't find the exit
I'm typically white, inexplicably nice
Pinky up when I'm sippin' for life
(Mate I'm just so fancy)

[Verse 2: Clue]
And, at the show, they say "Clue is in the house" (that's Clue)
Well, there's only four people kind of standin' around
I heard others on this beat start killin' it, yeah
I thought that I could bring the heat, can you hold on to my beer?
Cheers

[Verse 3: Mini Coop]
It's Coop homie, you know me
Playin' classical piano like a true OG
Just another up-and-comin' rapper you won't see
Until I break into your house and leave my new CD
Maybe hack the pentagon, import my USB
And blast "fuck Donald Trump" on an MP3
Hit Defcon too and start World War 3
And tell Putin that I'll fight him in the UFC

[Verse 4: Clue]
Indeed
Cooper, no one as inventive as me
I plan to make a urinal in 360 degrees
So you don't have to be a rapper to be feelin' this free
So, no matter where you aim, you all be pee easy (oh, I get it)
I'm that no name throwin' flames in a gun fight
They so tame, tellin' me to aim for more punchlines
While Coop and I are doing cocaine in the sunlight
I broke his table 'cause I wanted to punch lines

[Verse 5: Mini Coop]
I don't get stage fright till date night
I stage dive runnin' from a clinger at stage fight
I wave bye as I flew through all of the stage lights
And landed crotch first on a girl at face height (what?)
Coop, you did a song with '60, you made it
Actually, I secretly live in his basement
PEZ and me hang out on a daily basis
Gonna kick 6 from Forthwrite with me to replace him

[Hook: Laura M]
They try to tell me what to say (They try to tell me)
They try to tell me to write (What do the people want?)
They try to tell me what to say ([?])
But I write
I write what I like