They Saved Hitler’s Cock

[Sample of an Adolph Hitler speech]

They saved Hitler's cock
They hid it under a rock
I discovered it last night
I couldn't even believe my eyes

If Hitler's cock could start to talk
It would say to kill today
If Hitler's cock could choose its mate
It would ask for Sharon Tate

They saved Hitler's cock
They stuffed it in Mengele's sock
They saved Hitler's cock
And now it wants to talk

Now it's starting to get hard
I found it in my backyard
Every night it kills a dog
And now it wants [?]
Hitler's cock is on the loose
And now I'm scared of what it wants to do