They can't catch a whale, feds pissed the trail cold
Head of a male goat (yeah), Angel Dust werewolf
I'm leanin' where is cold
Codeine got me slumped like a scarecrow, on a purple Robitussin sailboat
I tear dose (yeah) so weeded open chairs doused
Go in the bathroom and vacuum some scales down
Lightbulb burns on my hair, Lucy let her hair down
Look at all of these fucking freaks in the fairgrounds
I'm Doris Dennis Rader, B-BTK'd
Robbin' delis masked with a Joan Rivers facelift
Form the family on Fentanyl patches, heroin preserves I pedal rashes
Settle ranches, black flags, metal bangin', target practice at Devil's Canyon
Supercoven I'mma get injected (Yeah)
By the beach cabanas leanin' on a punch buggy my leg is casted
Tennis racket, too tied up on hysterics laughin' (Haha!)
Screamin' while I enter the other, heftin' and gaspin'
Use my bare hands to end the racket!
- Why you have to stay here?
- I'm not crazy...
- If it was up to you would you like to leave the hospital tomorrow?
- I'd like to leave the hospital tomorrow because I've got things I got to do, okay well I'm-I'm gonna be-It's the first of the month and there's a lot of rent to be paid and all that
- Right, okay...
- What brought you into the hospital?
- I turned myself in at 5150 because I felt like killing myself...
- Okay so you came here voluntarily?
- Mhm, so I can stop from killing myself
Sicker than Albers, on the couch burned
I'm the Green Man, searchin' hands, worker pouch
Brought the pride out her, .44 caliber
Put glass in her scalp, committed to Bridgwater like Albert
I sodomize MILFs like Marv Albert, I ate what was left
What about her, Father Divine
Holy water, a priest soothing exit Criss, heavy exodus, reverend
20 thousand acres to get the jist, join my Church, did a membership, one mass is out at Memphis
Handin' out acid to methodists, goat heads placed on propped up, dismembered stiffs, lower torsos, memberless
Limbs held down nailed to 4 points, during spoken messages
So much shown hedonism, leave her caressed and introduced to my axe in the shower on my mother's residence, I still remember it
I hate livin' tryin' to end this quick, where can I get leger scripts
I live by the lakeless house, on the left of it...
Outro:
- Forget about scores, took a few horses, that Monday night football but forget about scores when will you end up in a camp?
- I need money!
- What horses? What games?
- I'm broke and I don't have any money, every son of a bitch that owes me money around here paid me, maybe I can do something, like that jerk over there, who owes me 400 for three months!
- This kid over here?
- Yeah
- In the canned suit?
- Yeah that's him
- Well what did you collect?
- Let me understand, Stu, because his Uncle's Uncle home, that mean you don't have to pay?
- Well...
- Why don't you introduce me to this cat?
- What?
- Well because I would like to meet him!
- I mean you wanna abuse him?
- I don't want him, I just wanna meet the kid!
- I mean if his Uncle such a big time record guy, I'm impressed by stuff like that
They Can’t Catch a Whale was written by Jak Tripper.
They Can’t Catch a Whale was produced by Jak Tripper.
Jak Tripper released They Can’t Catch a Whale on Fri May 03 2013.