They

Did you fail primary school?
Are you lost without a clue?
No matter, cause anyway
THEY have it in for you

Jesus is the internet
Space jews chemtrailed nine-eleven
And only the righteous
Will be hoovered into heaven

Do you think you’re now one of them
The famous secret few
You feel special, so it must be true
And THEY are now after you

Nazi aliens vaccinate us
Full of AIDS from the hollow Earth
China pushes the climate hoax
Run by lizards in UFOs

It takes more than fifteen liars
To control a world
And why do THEY conspire?
Because bible, because Satan
Because reasons

They’ve been hiding everything from everyone for thousands of years
Sure, and no-one ever talked
Clinging to their power with infinite man-hours
But why stop there
There’s more that THEY concoct

Dinosaurs built the pyramids
Annunaki walk among us wearing suits and ties and shoes
Opticians CGI the matrix into our eyes
Leaving clues
In our tattoos

The world will end on Saturday
And then again some time in May
And for every fuck-up until then
We know who dunnit: They!

Too dumb to see you’re stupid
Too deranged to see what’s true
Your failures, they are never your fault
Cause THEY are controlling you

It takes more than fifteen liars
To control a world
And why do THEY conspire?
Because money, because *lawrl*, because reasons

Nothing that requires everyone will ever, ever work