They All Hate Donald Trump

Why does everyone in the NBA
All think the same liberal way?
They dribble and shoot, they run and jump
And they all hate Donald Trump

Popovich, Curry, and LeBron James
Coach Steve Kerr, a few other names
Who always fall the Democrat slump
They all hate Donald Trump

But their political expertise
Seems to end with the Chinese
They'd all drop down upon their knees
They kiss a Chinese rump
They say they're so against aggression
But they ignore Chinese oppression
Of freedom and democracy
They all hate Donald Trump

Black lives matter on ESPN
But no 'make America great again'
They do it for the ratings
But they just hate Donald Trump

They can't find one player or coach
Who takes the red pill MAGA approach
For fear they might be called a chump
They all hate Donald Trump

Oh, the precious irony
A bunch of guys without degrees
Make millions in democracy
Then say that it's a dump
They say we're racist, I'm intrigued
'Cause three or four men in the league
Are African-American
They all hate Donald Trump

We pay the NBA to watch them play
And they all hate Donald Trump