These Crates

[Intro: DJ Ster]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
What?

[Chorus: DJ Ster]
I've got to buy these crates, I've got to buy these crates
These crates, these crates, I need more crates
These crates, I love these crates (What?!)

[Verse 1: DJ Ster]
New update, I need more crate
Log on steam, am I eighteen?
Personalize, choose classic theme
And this hair is like drag queen
Yeah, don't stop there
So much shit inside the square
Remember, don't say swear
Fuck you, Jerma, I don't care (Oh)
Can't stop here
Throw some cash and the cache appear
Open this box, got a 'stache up here
Crates cost more than keys this year
Got 3 different types, gonna buy 'em here
These crates, these crates, these crates

[Bridge: DJ Ster and Nathan Vetterlein]
I need more crates
These crates (check)
These crates (check)
These crates (check)
I need more crates
(Tell 'em, spell it out for me, what you need, what you need?)
Bam!

[Verse 2: DJ Ster and Nathan Vetterlein]
Conga line and I'm on time
Whole lot of money, I'm spending mine
Got all this bread, so I make it shine
This TF wealth I redefine
Australium pan on cloud nine
Hatless pyro's a bad sign
Ain't got keys? You no friend of mine
So your trade request I must decline (Deal with it!)

[Outro]
Who am I kidding? I unboxed a bunch of crates, I didn't get anything, I just figured you're supposed to talk about cool things you have when you rap and I just, I don't have anything, no wait there is one thing I did get, let me show you!