There’s No Place Like Home

You asked me to your fancy estate
For lobster and steak
You said you'd even rent me a car
So be on the way
Are you ready to party or what
No I'm okay
Sorry but my bed
Called before you did

I just took my pants off
In the mirror
About to have myself a dance off
Mountain full of snacks
In a pile on the floor
Bout to paint my nails
Check my fico score
Bath tub running
Cause I got the drip
Light a couple candles
Cause it's bout to be lit
Then I grab a brush
And sing into the mic
Hit the dimmer switch
And turn down all the lights

Bad like mike hee
You should get like me
But thats unlikеly
Cause you wanna go
But I already know

Therе's no place like home
Chilling in your underwear
Do business on the phone
Different colored socks and pairs
You know are full of holes
Nobody that's stressing you
Just taking time alone
There's no place like home
There's no place like home
Chilling in your underwear
Do business on the phone
Two days since you showered
But nobody has to know
Nobody that's stressing you
Just taking time alone
There's no place like home
There's no place like home

McCullough Culkin had it right
Being home alone
That's the shit I like
Do my Shopping online
Then bring it to my door
I'll get it when I'm ready
Turn the kitchen to a store
Turn the mailman to my whore
Make him come then leave
Try to get me out
I won't come for free
Even if you paid
Still wouldn't get dressed
This house is where I'm saved
Thank you Jesus stay blessed
You'll be gettin addressed
If you come up on my street
This ain't public access
Cops arriving to the scene
So just let me live in peace
Pass the shugga stay sweet
Don't make me put you to an end
Like I did last week

But really doe high key
You should get like me
But that's unlikely
Cause you wanna go
But I already know

There's no place like home
Chilling in your underwear
Do business on the phone
Different colored socks and pairs
You know are full of holes
Nobody that's stressing you
Just taking time alone
There's no place like home
There's no place like home
Chilling in your underwear
Do business on the phone
Two days since you showered
But nobody has to know
Nobody that's stressing you
Just taking time alone
There's no place like home

I love my bed
I love my place
I love astronauts
Cause I love my space
I love Netflix
I love Postmates
I love FaceTime
And Nintendo games
I live my way
I do my thing
And I don't give a
What nobody say
Yeah I got goals
To watch ten shows
In a row
Cause everybody know

There's no place like home
Chilling in your underwear
Do business on the phone
Different colored socks and pairs
You know are full of holes
Nobody that's stressing you
Just taking time alone
There's no place like home
There's no place like home
Chilling in your underwear
Do business on the phone
Two days since you showered
But nobody has to know
Nobody that's stressing you
Just taking time alone
There's no place like home
There's no place like home
Chilling in your underwear
Do business on the phone
Different colored socks and pairs
You know are full of holes
Nobody that's stressing you
Just taking time alone
There's no place like home
There's no place like home
Chilling in your underwear
Do business on the phone
Two days since you showered
But nobody has to know
Nobody that's stressing you
Just taking time alone
There's no place like home
There's no place like home