There Ain’t No Bugs on Me

[Chorus: Jerry Garcia & David Grisman]
Oh, there ain't no bugs on me
There ain't no bugs on me
There may be bugs on some of you mugs
But there ain't no bugs on me

[Verse 1: Jerry Garcia]
Well, the Juney bug comes in the month of June
The lightning bug comes in May
Bedbug comes just any old time
But they're not going to stay

[Chorus: Jerry Garcia & David Grisman]
Oh, there ain't no bugs on me
There ain't no bugs on me
There may be bugs on the rest of you mugs
But there ain't no bugs on me

[Verse 2: Jerry Garcia]
Well, a bullfrog sittin' on a lily pad
Looking up at the sky
The lily pad broke and the frog fell in
He got water all in his eyeball

[Chorus: Jerry Garcia & David Grisman]
There ain't no bugs on me
There ain't no bugs on me
There may be bugs on some of you mugs
But there ain't no bugs on me

[Interlude: David Grisman]
Get away, you horsefly

[Verse 3: Jerry Garcia]
Mosquito, he fly high
Mosquito, he fly low
If old mosquito lands on me
Well, he ain't a gonna fly no mo'

[Chorus: Jerry Garcia & David Grisman]
Oh, there ain't no bugs on me
There ain't no bugs on me
There may be bugs on the rest of you mugs
But there ain't no bugs on me

[Verse 4: Jerry Garcia]
A peanut sittin' on a railroad track
His heart was all a flutter
Along come a choo-choo on the track
Toot-toot, peanut butter

[Chorus: Jerry Garcia & David Grisman]
Oh, there ain't no bugs on me, boys
There ain't no bugs on me, girls
There may be bugs on some of you mugs
But there ain't no bugs on me

[Verse 5: Jerry Garcia]
Well, little bugs have littler bugs
Upon their backs to bite 'em
And littler bugs have still littler bugs
And so ad infinitum

[Chorus: Jerry Garcia & David Grisman]
Oh, there ain't no bugs on me
There ain't no bugs on me
There may be bugs on the rest of you mugs
But there ain't no bugs on me

[Verse 6: Jerry Garcia]
As I went walking through the woods
Humming a tune so gaily
The wind come whistling through the trees
And froze my ukulele

[Chorus: Jerry Garcia & David Grisman]
Oh, there ain't no bugs on me
There ain't no bugs on me
There may be bugs on some of you mugs
But there ain't no bugs on me

[Post-Chorus: Jerry Garcia & David Grisman]
Oh, there ain't no flies on me
There ain't no flies on me
There may be flies on some of you guys
But there ain't no flies on me
Oh, there ain't no lobsters on me
There ain't no lobsters on me
There may be lobsters on some of you mobsters
But there ain't no lobsters on me
Oh, it ain't gonna rain no more, no more
It ain't gonna rain no more
How in the heck can I wash my neck
When it ain't gonna rain no more?
Oh, it ain't gonna rain no more, no more
Ain't gonna rain no more
How in the hell can the old folks tell
If it ain't gonna rain no more?

[Chorus: Jerry Garcia & David Grisman]
Oh, there ain't no bugs on me, boys
There ain't no bugs on me, girls
There may be bugs on some of you mugs
But there ain't no bugs on me