Theodore, Theodore

[Verse]
Sneaking around
Neighbour's house
Finding all these clues
Don't step on the glue
There's someone in his basement
Don't know what to do
I just wanna get out alive

But I can't go yet
There's something afoot
I have to find the truth before he plucks out my tooth
This creepy neighbour house has got me feeling afraid
But I can't let myself run away (1,2,3,4)

[Chorus]
Theodore, Theodore
I'll go through your basement door
Theodore, Theodore
I will see the sun no more
Theodore, Theodore
You stalk me like a dinosaur
Theodore, Theodore
The devil's house I will explore

[Verse]
I am the neighbour, I live next to you and my life is so normal so what do you do?
Well you sneak, and you creep, and you touch all my things and if that wasn't bad you incessantly sing!
Every day boy you knock at my door and when I don't answer you crawl through the floor
You wiggle my doorknob while looking for clues, well call me the devil cause you'll pay your dues!
I've nothing to hide you insidious creep! But you're running around and I just cannot sleep
So I'm begging you son, why not leave me alone? Cause I'll call the police, look, I'm right on the phone
But no, the police are not needed right now because I have the tools that'll bring you right down
A knife and an axe and a big chainsaw, too so enough with these games cause I'm coming for you!

[Chorus]
Theodore, Theodore
I'll go through your basement door
Theodore, Theodore
I will see the sun no more
Theodore, Theodore (Theodore, Theodore)
You stalk me like a dinosaur
Theodore, Theodore (The-Theodore, Theodore, Yeah)
The devil's house I will explore

Theodore, Theodore
Theodore, Theodore
Theodore, Theodore
Theodore, Theodore (Theodore)
Theodore, Theodore
He's Theodore! (Theodore, Theodore)
Theodore, Theodore (The-Theodore, Theodore, Yeah)
Theodore, Theodore

Get out of my house!

Everybody!