Then Try

Lost the remote, gotta change it by hand
Can’t find the time, fell behind on plans
Ring fell in the drain, forced to buy a new one
Lost the plot of the thing, gotta start at the top
Can’t find a handhold, fell to the ground
Life in the toilet, can i buy a new one?
Bought a pellet gun, purchased a mask
Arrived at the bank, with an empty bag
Asked politely, “please lay on your fat bellies.”
Waved the gun, people did what I said
Handed me cash, and i was on my way
Someone screamed, but i said, “shhhh, please don’t.”
Then I rode my bike home
Made it through the door, but my roommate saw
Told him I’m trying out for a role
“Desperate man 1” and I think I got the part