TheMistress

[Intro]
Hello, Mrs. Monroe
Are you ready to recap the events that happened recently?
(Stnz, what the fuck?) Do you think she did it? I don't know

[Verse 1]
It was a Sunday or Monday, he was in the Hamptons
Business affairs, he was meetin' up with Camden
Said it was a him, when it really was a she (Nah)
They was in the bedroom, ruffin' up the sheets (Huh?)
I'm callin', he stallin', sayin' he in traffic
Little did he know, 'til I hopped up out the closet (What?)
Reached for my Glock from my boot by my heel
And sent three shots, they was bruisin' up the ceilin'
She runnin' out the buildin' (Help), now he tryna catch her
Knocked out his piñata, it's gon' be a whole fiesta
We fightin' and bitin', he Mike and I'm Tyson
He callin' her wife, but it's me who got the hyphen
Now I got 'em shook (Shook), I played by the book (Book)
But it wasn't until that I got a good look
Let me tell you mister, let me paint the picture
How 'bout whole time that the bitch was his sister?

[Chorus]
Are you okay? (It's too much)
You need a break? (It's too much)
Well, I still need a statement by the end of the night (Huh?)
Or yo' ass gon' be lookin' at life (Whatever)
Mrs. Monroe (What?)
Are you okay? (It's too much, ugh)
You need a break? (It's too much)
Well, I still need a statement by the end of the night (Okay)
Or yo' ass gon' be lookin' at life

[Verse 2]
Okay, took my machete, then I chopped her up (What?)
Then I put him in a chair and I propped him up
(Oh, this bitch crazy) Nah, bitch, I'm lethal
New nigga better learn or it's gon' be a sequel
Damn, damn right, man, I must be
Turned for a second, then the nigga got to dusting
Ran into the woods where he knew I couldn't find him
Hopped up in my trunk and I was drivin' right behind him
Now we in the woods playin' hide-and-go-seek
I'm the wolf, he the sheep, and she Little Bo-Peep
Well, I mean sleep, 'cause the bitch dead
Next thing you know, I felt a gun to my head
Looked up in the rearview, saw a black mask
Finger on the trigger and he told me, "Think fast"
Then I— (Wait, before you finish), huh? (Let me say this)
What? (You said that you killed her but here goes his sis)

[Outro]
(Ooh) Wait, I'm sorry, what?
Yeah, bitch, it's me, I'm alive, ho (How the fuck?)
Yeah, you thought you chopped me up or somethin'?
You can't get rid of a bad bitch
(Seems like your story might not all the way be true)
(To be continued)