I am everyone's mom
Holding hands and cradling along
But mom's wouldn't sit in their room
All day and wait for something to happen
Hey ma, get off your butt and get a part time job
Moms wouldn't hide from their kids all day and scribble in a song about doing so
I am everyone's mom because I like the ring of it
But if I was really your mom you'd be at CPS by now
Theme Song was written by Stephanie Knipe.
Adult Mom released Theme Song on Tue Jul 22 2014.