Theme

[Verse 1]
I'm Billy Milano
I'm a bold courageous man
(He is, he is, yes, yes, he is.)
A knight without armour in a bold savage land
(He is, he is, yes, yes, he is.)
I protect all fair maidens and damsels in distress
(He does, he does, yes, yes, he does.)
I'll try and comfort you, but first take off your dress
(You're good, you're good, oh oh, so good.)

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I'm lean, mean. cruel, obscene, not only am I Elvis
Sometimes I'm James Dean

[Verse 2]
We are M.O.D. and we are on Megaforce
(Jon Z: [?] I know what im doing)
Not just a record label, a guiding light - we're never lost
(Jon Z: This is intense, very intense.)
Jon and Marsha manage
Jeff and Leslie book our shows
(Jon Z: You know, i wrote the book.)
We write the songs and play the town and make friends on the road
(Marsha: Leave it to me, [?])

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(And this guy playing the lead is Louie!)
(Louie your so good, one more time!)
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[Verse 1]
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(... And Tom Cruise)