Them Kinda Monkeys Can’t Swing

[Verse 1]
Everywhere has a wheeler an' dealer raised in the back streets of town
Everywhere has a spieler who's a clown
Every haunt has a hustler an' bustler born with the tongue of a snake
Every haunt has a muscler on the make

[Chorus]
Them kinda monkeys can't swing and them birdies can't sing
If them pigs could fly maybe they'd fly away from me
Them kinda monkeys can't swing and them birdies can't sing
If them pigs could fly maybe they'd fly away from me

[Verse 2]
Everywhere has a ducker an' diver doin' his best to impress
Everywhere has a skiver in a mess
Every place has a joker and poker born with a marked deck of cards
Every place has a smoker in the yards

[Chorus]
Them kinda monkeys can't swing and them birdies can't sing
If them pigs could fly maybe they'd fly away from me
Them kinda monkeys can't swing and them birdies can't sing
If them pigs could fly maybe they'd fly away from me

[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus]
Them kinda monkeys can't swing and them birdies can't sing
If them pigs could fly maybe they'd fly away from me
Them kinda monkeys can't swing and them birdies can't sing
If them pigs could fly maybe they'd fly away from me