[Intro]
CIDISSWO RAP BATTLES
THE ZODIAC KILLER
VERSUS
SLENDERMAN
BEGIN
[Verse 1: The Zodiac Killer]
Am I in 2011? Is this guy even relevant?
Fuck it, I'll come back to killing beats just for the hell of it
I murder and leave in a hurry. Police scurry as I'm chilling
Your tentacles are less scary than a Little Mermaid villain! (Oh!)
A soulless man with no personality? The suit fits
'Cause you're no horror figure! You're a corporate executive!
I cut San Fran citizens' lives like their Grim Reaper
You stalk kids? Minecraft should have no mob from this creeper
[Verse 2: Slenderman]
Something Awful is coming, and I don't mean your raps
Shoulda kept your cypher in a cipher over hearing you yap
This recluse is set to lose when Slender Man's let loose
You're nasty and pathetic. That's why they thought you were Ted Cruz! (Ahh!)
Slendy's the darker Slim Shady to fill with dread
The shit you spit is garbage; keep it in that bag on your head
You wanted slaves in your afterlife, but now I'll make you my proxy
Ripping through your body; making it an easier autopsy
[Verse 3: The Zodiac Killer]
Go finish your Krusty Krab shift 'cause you lost this
This octopus will flop like a fish…and his box office
You scare with Eight Pages? I can scare with only four
They'd never take you serious as Hugo Boss mannequin folklore!
See if you can crack my code on the serial killer box
But I doubt you can face it from the lack of face you got!
You even stole my symbol, but you'll wish you never copied
'Cause I cooked your creepypasta with a side of calamari
[Verse 4: Slenderman]
Watch this victor surge to the top as you fall
I grow several stories tall. Your story's got no one enthralled!
You called yourself Zodiac? You think that's dope?
It sounds like a psychotic teen girl who reads horoscopes!
You're just a bogey dick I step on like gum on my shoe
By the time I get in your mind, there's nothing you can do
When they finally find you, your corpse will be reeking
So take your last scream. This is the Zodiac shrieking
[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE
CIDISSWO RAP- *gets shot by the Zodiac*
BATTLES…
The Zodiac Killer vs Slender Man was written by Pwner.
The Zodiac Killer vs Slender Man was produced by Cidisswo & Mr. Jay (RB).
Cidisswo released The Zodiac Killer vs Slender Man on Mon Jul 29 2024.