The Yelper Special

So you're one of the yelpers special blessed
You demand a restaurants' very best
Well they're gonna treat you special
I'm telling you chum
Now get yourself ready for some boogers and cum

Boogers and cum, that's called the Yelper special
Boogers and cum, say what's that on your pretzel?
Your online critiques are real useful to some
Now have a good time eating boogers and cum

Boogers and cum, someone farted on your salad
Boogers and cum, but your decor critiques are valid
You think you're special like you're A-number one
Well, there's a whole lot of special in boogers and cum

Boogers and cum, how 'bout some feces with your flounder?
Boogers and cum, you like that queefy quarter pounder?
[Yelper]
What's that spice that feels tangy on my tongue?
[Waiter]
Oh, that's the yuzu pepper, along with some boogers and cum

[David]
Here you are, sir
[Eric Cartman]
Thank you, David, that's good service
[David]
I will bring you food every day, my friend
[Eric Cartman]
Mmm, is that a Jalapeño cream sauce?
[David]
Yes, my father made it just for you
[Eric Cartman]
Hmm, it's tart, but savory

Boogers and cum, being a food critic's easy
Boogers and cum, oh, you feel a little queasy?
Do you need a diagnosis? Well, the doctor's got one
[Doctor]
Your stomach seems to be filled with boogers and cum

Boogers and cum, piss in your potatoes
Boogers and cum, some guy shit on your tomatoes
Alright, fancy food critics, looks like you've won
Now please enjoy all the booo-hooo-geeers booo-hooo-geeers...and cum!