The Worst Song Ever

[Intro]
Yeah, what's crackin' lackin' my gang?
I got the Joker's gun, it goes bang, tee-hee
Yeah, oh, on this beat, yeah, ooh, ooh

[Verse]
I really have to pee
I got all this Fortnite V-Bucks and ducks
And I got Robux, my Robux is so green (Mom, get the camera)
I have so much Robux that I lost my credit card validation
I can no longer take out loans and do anything with my bank
(Ooh, ew, dude, what the fu—)
I got a dirt debit card, it can hold fifty dollars
Yeah, I'm rich, I don't know how to stitch
I can't sew, so get off my dough
Yeah, drop low, do a dance, and then I eat my pizza, yeah, my pizza
It's made out of Robux
Two plus two is twenty four, people who think it's four, you're stupid
One plus one is eleven, four plus four is
Nine-three-four, I am a boar, wait, no, I am a kraken
Yeah, I kissed my bookshelf, so what?
I even kissed my broken vase
Yeah, I make the best songs
I like cheese and crackers, and Ruger bars
But, I can't go to a bar, I'm not dead, so
Get into the bed, and I'm going to shoot you in the head
With my gun that's made out of a hotdog bun
I make the best beats, best feats, no feet, just elite beats
Yeah, my singing is the greatest, your fattest is the baddest
I have a baseball bat, and a rat, and a bat, and a cat
Stop it, I have nerd glasses, my favorite emoji is the unicorn with boogers hanging out
Haha
Yeah, I make the best raps, this is all serious right now
I'm showing off that I am the best
Gotta bounce, brothers, hehe
Yeah, oh, I just ate a cheeseburger, and I was like, "Hey"
Stop it, no
I'm eating apple juice, eating apple juice
Yeah, I'm eating the entire cup and the straw, the plastic straw
The paper straw, now there's paper all in the cup, now it's gonna pup
Oh, my gosh, I cannot believe this
Oh
Welcome back to my Minecraft let's play
Yeah, admit it, ooh, I'm the best rapper, ooh
Best beat, yeah, didn't make it, it was produced by someone else
But, I am the best, hehe, yeah, yeah, yeah, cheese, yeah
Shark Puppet jealous, yeah, ooh, I'm the best
Haha, alright, I gotta bounce, brothers