The Worst Goku Rap

Bitch, I’m Goku, Kamehameha’s like a Rasengan
If you think your ninjas running on me, then you dead wrong
My head strong, call me Luffy with that one piece loaded
Make your neck rock, Vash’s lead shots till your head pops
See the feds’ ops with the red dots on my set’s block
Metal in my hand with Nina, that’s my best dawg
Till I’m Levi swinging on the court, make yo ankles lock
Three-point shooter got you running out of seconds on your clock
Beating yo ass in, like I was fucking Saitama
I didn’t mean it like that, believe me you know I got a babymomma
She look like Tsunade from the back, and Sakura in thе front of her
No High School double d’s? Then you know I cum and got to Kill thе drama
WAPs, and I got the hoes
And they all looking like some Shadow Clones
I left em stitches on all their holes
That’s cause my dick is the Extension Pole
Moving like Koro-Sensei, you cannot catch fade, you just a deadweight
Making yo grandma come back to life, so I can fuck her, Edo Tensei
You’re approaching me? I got a kitchen knife like UK Bias
Opioids are free for life, plug on lockdown cause the virus
I got purp and some H, I got meth and cocaine like In nose, K?
Leave you fiending like a demon that I slay
Suck my dick, lil bitch or I’ll cum and slit your scrote
Watch me fire up your school like I’m fucking Bakugo
I didn’t mean it like that, I got OnlyFans, bro
And your e-girl’s cosplaying, looking like she Jotaro
Lied about my age and weight, now let’s go
Oh
Get the vaccine first, put it in my blood flow
You didn’t get it? Well then I got to flex yo
Now your name is in a Covid Death Note
Jenni’s coming steady round, got it in my bank account
Hunting for a lady out, take her from a ghetto town
Buy her those stilettos now, put her in a wedding gown
Then she better make it twerk as Gon on a Pedo Clown
Anime rapper, so I know they want to diss me
Like Deku and because my dad’s missing
Never quit when these rappers bite my hand that feeds them
They can eat the finger, Jujutsu’s lit, see?
Bankai with the soul, dude, Natsu fire flows through
Wet you up with the drip cause bitch, I’m Goku