The World’s Gonna End

[Intro]
You ever get too stressed
And think your life sucks?
Well let it go
The world's gonna end one day
And nothing will matter

[Chorus]
Chill out
The world's gonna end
Your problems ain't shit
Relax
And have a beer
Enjoy the sun
While it's still here

[Verse 1]
There's a super volcano 40 miles under Yellowstone National Park that's overdue to erupt
It could put a hole in the country
And block out the sun with two hundred thousand tons of sulfuric acid
We could get hit by a huge asteroid and turn the earth into a doughnut
A rogue black holе could pass through our galaxy, mess with the planetary orbits, and causе the earth and the sun to officially unfriend each other
Or the sun could dim even slightly and send us into another ice age
But not the fun kind with Ray Romano

[Chorus]
Chill out
The world's gonna end
Your problems ain't shit
Forget
Paying your rent
When the earth's gone
You won't owe a cent

[Verse 2]
Two collapsed stars could merge and create a gamma ray burst, cook our atmosphere, and kill all the plankton in the ocean
No plankton means no oxygen
Fuck the haters, without oxygen, the haters will be dead
Global warming could raise the sea levels so high we're living in that underwater level of Super Mario
CERN could accelerate their particles and create a black hole in Geneva and we'd all die supervillain style
Or maybe there'll be too many people and we'll run out of clean water
Humans can't drink poop water
Stephen Hawking states that if aliens exist it'll be like how Columbus treated the American Indians which was not very chill
We could chop down the rain forest and then the whole ecosystem would collapse, that's called a Trophic Cascade and it sucks
Fungus could spread an evil disease, or terrorists could spread an evil disease, or doctors could create an evil disease, a mosquito's already an evil disease
What happened to mad cow?
Or, or, or
We could finally reach the singularity and computers get too smart and turn on us
Et tu, siri?

[Chorus]
Chill out
The world's gonna end
Your problems ain't shit
It's like
Carl Sagan said
"Extinction's the rule
We'll all wind up dead"