The Wine Thief

Who is this wine thief and where did they come from?
I said, who is this wine thief and where did they come from?

[Verse 1]
Ayo, someone around here is gonna get hung
I'm looking for the one with the purple tongue, it ain't fine
Last night I went and bought a brand new box
And they didn't have the decency to save me a drop, it's a crime

[Chorus]
Who's been drinking all my goddamn wine?
Who's been drinking all my goddamn wine?
Who is this wine thief and where did they come from?
Who is this wine thief and where did they come from?

[Verse 2]
My roommates all tell me it must've been a mouse
So I went and got some dynamite and blew up my house
I don't mind
Small price to pay

Now they tell me I took out half of the block
Then I went and bought another box before I got caught
I'm serving time, shit
I don't mind, one more time, I said

[Chorus]
Who's been drinking all my goddamn wine?
Who's been drinking all my goddamn wine?

[Verse 3]
Who is this wine thief and where did they come from
The kitchen was clear, the cork came undone
Polished the bottle off and murdered the box, too
Had it all planned out and followed the job through

[Chorus]
Who is this wine thief and where did they come from?
Who is this wine thief and where did they come from?
God dammit, who's been drinking all my goddamn wine?
I said who's been drinking all my goddamn wine?