The Window

"Alright
This is a nursery rhyme polka
And there's lots of bands these days
Getting requests for nursery rhyme polkas
But we're the only band I know that does one
This is a song called The Window, and the
Way this works is this: Keith is gonna sing a
Nursery rhyme, then I'm gonna sing a nursery
Rhyme, and then we'll take requests from the audience."
"Ezra, there is no audience-"
"So pretend."

Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie
Kissed the girls and made 'em cry
When the boys came out to play, they
Threw him out the window, the window, the window
They threw him out the window! When the
Boys came out to play, they threw him out
The window!

"Your turn."

Humpty-Dumty sat on a wall
Humpty-Dumpty had a great fall
All the kings horses, and all the kings men
They threw him out the window, the window, the window
They threw him out the window! All the king's
Horses and all the kings men, they threw him out
The window!

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet
Eating her curds and whey
Along came a spider, it sat down beside her
She threw it out the window, the window, the window
She threw it out the window, Along came a spider
It sat down beside her, and she threw it out the window!

"Peter, Peter!"

Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater
Had a wife and couldn't feed her
Put her in a pumpkin shell
And threw her out the window, the window, the window
He threw her out the window, Put her in a
Pumpkin shell, and threw her out the window!

"Let's try mary had a little lamb."

Mary had a little lamb, little lamb
Little lamb, Mary had a little lamb
She threw it out the window, the window, the window
She threw it out the window, Mary had
A little lamb, she threw it out the window!

"You wanna do your favorite?"

Old Mother Hubbard, she went to her cupboard
To get her poor doggy a bone
But when she bent over, the doggy took over
And threw her out the window, the window, the window
He threw her out the window, When she bent over
The doggy took over, and threw her out the window

"It's storytime!"

Hey there, Little Red Riding Hood
You sure are lookin good
You're everything a big bad wolf could
Throw him out the window, the window, the window
Throw him out the window, You're everything
A big bad wolf could throw him out the window!

"And now, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls
We're gonna attempt something extremly difficult
We are going to sing two nursery rhymes at the same
Time-- acapella, forcing you to use both halves of your
Brain at the same time-- acapella. I'm going to be singing
Rub-a-dub-dub, three men in a tub, and Ezra is gonna
Be singing--"
"There was an old woman who lived in the shoe."
"Please don't try this at home without adult supervision
It's extremely dangerous"
"Ezra, could you count it off?"
"one, two, three.."
"Ezra could you count it off with enthusiasm, please?"
"ONE, TWO, THREE!!"

(Acapella)
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe
She had so many children she didn't know what to do
She spanked them all soundly and put them to bed

(Acapella)
Rub-a-dub-dub
Three men in a tub
And who do you think they were?
The butcher, the baker
The candlestick-maker

And threw 'em out the window