The Willys

[Verse 1]
It started on a Tuesday
It must have been that lunch meat
I haven't been intimate
And anyway, I'm careful

[Refrain 1]
We know what you got, boy
We know what you got, boy
We know what you got, boy

[Chorus 1]
They call it the Willys
They call it the Willys
You shiver and shake
You're doin' Swan Lake
All over the place

[Verse 2]
Has everyone gone Christian?
Well, glory Hallelujah
But I'm beyond salvation
I haven't got a prayer

[Refrain 2]
The Willys do this to ya
The Willys do this to ya
The Willys do this to ya, to ya

[Chorus 2]
They call it the Willys
They call it the Willys
It's hard to explain
Like Citizen Kane
To someone who's blind

[Chorus 1]
They call it the Willys
They call it the Willys
You shiver and shake
You're doin' Swan Lake
All over the place

[Interlude]
Willy now!

[Refrain 1]
We know what you got, boy
We know what you got, boy
We know what you got, boy

[Bridge]
(Physically)
Physically, I'm splendid
(Mentally)
Mentally, I'm splendid
(Morally)
Morally, he is lax
And maybe that's the problem

[Refrain 3]
We know what you got, boy
We know what you got, boy
We know what you got, boy, what you got!

[Chorus 1]
They call it the Willys
They call it the Willys
You shiver and shake
You're doin' Swan Lake
All over the place

[Chorus 3]
They call it the Willys
They call it the Willys
They call it the Willys

[Refrain 4]
The Willys do this to you
The Willys do this to you
The Willys do this to you, to you

[Refrain 5]
We know what you got, boy
We know what you got
We know what you got, boy
What you got, what you got, what you got

[Chorus 1]
They call it the Willys
They call it the Willys
You shiver and shake
You're doin' Swan Lake
All over the place

[Chorus 4]
They call it the Willys
They call it the Willys
I'm speaking Chinese
I'm swinging from trees
I'm wearing your gowns

[Outro]
La-la-la-la Willys
Willys, Willys, Willys, Willys
We know what you got, boy
We know what you got
The Willys do this to you
The Willys do this to you, to you