The Wiener Song

Yeah! Yeah!

If Anna sees this video it's gonna remind her
How much of a loser I used to be (Such a loser)
All we have to do is get the video removed from YouTube
You kidding me

Whoa oh my!

You saw my wiener! Whoa!
You saw my wiener! Wiener!
You saw my wiener! Whoa!
You saw my wiener! Wiener!

That is the best joke ever, ever
We're gonna be stuck here forever, ever

Is it weird to say, that the closer this guy gets to my butthole
The better it feels (It's pretty weird)
I'm so glad that happened
That was the funniest thing I've seen all day (For realz)

Hey, hey, hey
You're the back flip microphone guy - Yeah!
Where'd the microphone go?
I think it's in that boys ass

You little bastard
You little bastard
I wanna be the master - Bastard

Whoa oh my!

You saw my wiener! Whoa!
You saw my wiener! Wiener!
You saw my wiener! Whoa!
You saw my wiener! Wiener!

That is the best joke ever, ever
You thought there was a portal under my desk! Whoa!
And you saw my wiener!

We used to do milk balloons all the time, all the time
This explains why the mailman stopped delivering our mail
I'm so funny! Milk balloons, classic Ian!

Awww! What a cute little whisker
Awww! What a cute little whisker
You saw my wiener!
Awww! What a cute little whisker
You little bastard
Awww! What a cute little whisker

You saw my wiener! Whoa!
You saw my wiener! Wiener!
You saw my wiener! Whoa!
You saw my wiener! Wiener!

That is the best joke ever, ever
We're gonna be stuck here forever, ever
You thought there was a portal under my desk! Whoa!
And you saw my wiener!
I know exactly who you are! You kidding me, no idea!