The Whole World Window [Surbiton]

[Verse 1]
It's just a funny world - I hide her out of sight
And I will stay with her all through the day and through the night
And if she only had stopped making that hissing noise
That haunts me now, and makes a joke of me with all the other boys

[Chorus]
And then my life begins to scream
Her damn face changes to my Hallowe'en
And then she goes up to the window and leaps into the sky
So do I, so do I

[Verse 2]
And when I'm really here, that's when I'm really here
My night life begins to disappear, and I remember
My mum told me that to play with smelly toys
And to won't make a man of me
And growing up's an interesting thing to do, isn't it?

[Chorus]
And as our life begins to scream
Her damn face changes to my Hallowe'en
And then she goes up to the window and moves into the sky
So do I, so do I
So do I, so do I

[Outro]
{The Consultant and Miss Swift appear, distributing balloons, uncorking champagne and scuffling with Tim, who protests inaudibly. A cannon of confetti is let off on-beat with the outro.}

[Long applause]