The Waitress Song by Seth Sentry
The Waitress Song by Seth Sentry

The Waitress Song

Seth Sentry * Track #2 On The Waiter Minute EP

Download "The Waitress Song"

The Waitress Song by Seth Sentry

Release Date
Sat Oct 11 2008
Performed by
Seth Sentry
Produced by
Matik
Writed by
Matik & Seth Sentry
About

The second track on Seth’s 2008 release The Waiter Minute EP, The Waitress Song depicts Seth’s infatuation with the waitress at his local cafe.

Peaked at number 1 on the Triple J Unearthed Charts
Peaked at number 6 on the iTunes Hip-Hop/Rap Charts
Most requested song of the week on Triple J
Over 43...

Read more ⇣

The Waitress Song Lyrics

[Intro]
Hi, how're you doing?
Just a, ah... big breakfast and a large black coffee, thanks
Cheers
I love you

[Chorus]
And there's a place I go for breakfast every afternoon
The coffee's rubbish and the bacon's always hard to chew
And the toast is always soggy
But I hardly notice
And the food takes such a long time to get made
Even when I'm the only person in the café
And my table's always wobbly
But I hardly notice

[Verse 1]
Yeah
You're probably thinkin' why would I even bother
Eatin' there on a daily basis, there's heaps of other places on offer
Why not change to another place if the bacon is rubber
And the taste of the cuppa makes you pull faces and splutter?
It's the waitress, I love her, the way she clears plates with a clutter
Makes my heart race and it flutters, I know it's crazy to love a
Lady that's basically just a stranger with an apron down her
Brother, I don't need to ask her name and number

[Pre-Chorus]
'Cause this relationship is built on breakfast
I'm waiting on her just to wait on me

[Chorus]
And there's a place I go for breakfast every afternoon
The coffee's rubbish and the bacon's always hard to chew
And the toast is always soggy
But I hardly notice
And the food takes such a long time to get made
Even when I'm the only person in the café
And my table's always wobbly
But I hardly notice

[Verse 2]
She says "Hi" to me, "Bye" to me, "That'll be five-ninety-five" to me
I don't really mind, that's all right with me
I just smile and eat, sometimes we mightn't speak for like a week
She knows during my quiet times I like to be alone
And write a poem with my headphones
Newspaper, bacon fried up, poached egg, slice of toast
A long black, but the beans are always burnt
And if the cup is dirty, she just cleans it with her shirt
I wonder if she's my ideal girl
And what would happen if we dated in the real world
Nah, I don't think it would work
I wouldn't wanna risk what we have and have to tip 'cause of that

[Pre-Chorus]
Besides, this relationship is built on breakfast
I'm waiting on her just to wait on me

[Chorus]
And there's a place I go for breakfast every afternoon
The coffee's rubbish and the bacon's always hard to chew
And the toast is always soggy
But I hardly notice
And the food takes such a long time to get made
Even when I'm the only person in the café
And my table's always wobbly
But I hardly notice

[Bridge]
And it don't matter that the bacon I eat's cold
And it's okay the newspapers are weeks old
But I don't mind, no, it's fine 'cause she's all
That I'm there for
And it don't matter that the bacon I eat's cold
And it's okay the newspapers are weeks old
But I don't mind, no, it's fine 'cause she's all
That I'm there for

[Chorus]
And there's a place I go for breakfast every afternoon
The coffee's rubbish and the bacon's always hard to chew
And the toast is always soggy
But I hardly notice
And the food takes such a long time to get made
Even when I'm the only person in the café
And my table's always wobbly
But I hardly notice

The Waitress Song Q&A

Who wrote The Waitress Song's ?

The Waitress Song was written by Matik & Seth Sentry.

Who produced The Waitress Song's ?

The Waitress Song was produced by Matik.

When did Seth Sentry release The Waitress Song?

Seth Sentry released The Waitress Song on Sat Oct 11 2008.

Your Gateway to High-Quality MP3, FLAC and Lyrics
DownloadMP3FLAC.com