The Waffle House Song

[Chorus]
Gonna hit the Waffle House go' go' go' go' go' go'
Gonna hit the Waffle House go' go' go' go' go' go'
Gonna hit the Waffle House, gonna hit the Waffle House, gonna hit the Waffle House
Get some grits and eggs

[Verse 1: Sloppy Jones]
It's two A.M. and I'm 'bout to leave the bar
And I'm feelin' kind of buzzed so I can't drive far
I done drink a couple bombs, and I done drink a couple beers
I ain't gotta go home but I can't stay here
I got my whole crew with me and we all buck wild
See I was actin' a fool until I heard my stomach growl
I need to find me a place I can get a bite to eat
Hey there's a Waffle House like right down the street

[Chorus]
Gonna hit the Waffle House go' go' go' go' go' go'
Gonna hit the Waffle House go' go' go' go' go' go'
Gonna hit the Waffle House, gonna hit the Waffle House, gonna hit the Waffle House
Get some grits and eggs
Gonna hit the Waffle House go' go' go' go' go' go'
Gonna hit the Waffle House go' go' go' go' go' go'
Gonna hit the Waffle House, gonna hit the Waffle House, gonna hit the Waffle House
Get some grits and eggs

[Verse 2: D. Thrash]
So we left the bar and started walkin' down the street
Thinkin' bout some Waffle House and ready to eat
A couple of us are so buzzed we can't stand up
Leanin' on street signs but tryin' to act tough
Only two more blocks 'til we see that sign
Yellow with block letters lookin' so fine
And just about that time we can start to see it glow
And every one of us started runnin' across the road

[Chorus]
Gonna hit the Waffle House go' go' go' go' go' go'
Gonna hit the Waffle House go' go' go' go' go' go'
Gonna hit the Waffle House, gonna hit the Waffle House, gonna hit the Waffle House
Get some grits and eggs
Gonna hit the Waffle House go' go' go' go' go' go'
Gonna hit the Waffle House go' go' go' go' go' go'
Gonna hit the Waffle House, gonna hit the Waffle House, gonna hit the Waffle House
Get some grits and eggs

[Verse 3: ]
So we stroll in through the door it's about to get a little bit messy
Yes see I'm about to use that butter knife like a machete
Belly growlin' like a Chevy so you know I'm 'bout to tear it up
And I ain't gonna stop 'til I see it's empty so I'm sparin' nothin'
Roughin' up this food like we're malnourished or somethin'
Wipe my hands on my jeans like I'm nervous or somethin'
Because I'm out of napkins askin' for a plate to go I'm stackin'
Waffles in the bag until we make it back don't stare because we outin'

[Chorus]
Gonna hit the Waffle House go' go' go' go' go' go'
Gonna hit the Waffle House go' go' go' go' go' go'
Gonna hit the Waffle House, gonna hit the Waffle House, gonna hit the Waffle House
Get some grits and eggs
Gonna hit the Waffle House go' go' go' go' go' go'
Gonna hit the Waffle House go' go' go' go' go' go'
Gonna hit the Waffle House, gonna hit the Waffle House, gonna hit the Waffle House (yo let me tell you how I like my hash browns)
Get some grits and eggs

[Outro]
Scattered, covered, smothered, chunked
Scattered, covered, smothered, chunked
Scattered, covered, smothered, chunked
Scattered, covered, smothered, chunked (everybody sing along now)
Scattered, covered, smothered, chunked
Scattered, covered, smothered, chunked
Scattered, covered, smothered, chunked
Scattered, covered, smothered, chunked
That's how we do it down south y'all