The Virgin With Her Trombone

[Verse]
What kind of noise is that there, on the stairs?
What kind of voice is that there, on the stairs?
What kind of noise is that on the stairs?
Is it the man who closed the door?
You know, that stranger from the first floor
Is it the man who knocks the door?

[Verse]
What kind of noise is that on the stairs?
What kind of noise is that on the stairs?
Oh, is it the wife of that old Eskimo?
Is it the wife of that old Eskimo that blew her nose fortissimo?

[Verse]
What kind of noise is that on the stairs?
What kind of noise is that on the stairs?
Is it the child with the drum?
Is it the child with the drum?
And that's the virgin with her trombone
The virgin with her trombone

[Verse]
Is it obscurе music from a band?
Obscure music from a band?
Obscure music from a band?
And that's the virgin with hеr trombone

[Hook]
The virgin with her trombone!
The virgin with her trombone!
The virgin with her trombone!
With a trombone she's not alone!
With a trombone she's not alone!

[Verse]
What kind of noise is that on the stairs?
What kind of noise is that on the stairs?
What kind of noise is that on the stairs?
What kind of noise is that on the stairs?