The Vegetable Love Song

[Verse 1]
He was a bad potato (Potato!)
And she was a sweet tomato (Tomato!)
But she seemed to string along

[Refrain]
And that was the start
Of the vegetable love song (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

[Verse 2]
He had a lot of cabbage (That's right!)
So one day she packed her baggage (Beat it)
On a honeymoon they were gone

[Refrain]
Let me tell you rest
Of the vegetable love song (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

[Verse 3]
Hе was a cool cucumber
But she really had his numbеr
She took him for everything
Including her tin carrot ring (Ooo!)
Then one day she just said "Pardon" (Pardon!)
And left him alone in their garden (Garden)
She waved goodbye and so long

[Refrain]
And that was the end
Of the vegetable love song (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

[Verse 4]
Then one day she just said "Pardon" (Pardon!)
And left him alone in their garden (Garden)
She waved goodbye and so long

[Refrain]
And that was the end
Of the vegetable love song

[Outro]
Yes, that was the end
Of the vegetable love song (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)