The Vegan Song

[Verse 1]
I've never been that good at recycling
Sometimes I shove it all into the same bin
And I find meat substitutes, they're just not the same thing
And I've got running shoes made by Nike
But baby I, ever since I met you
When I'm in a restaurant and I'm looking at the menu
I find I'm noticing the options made with tofu
And wondering what I could cook that you might like

[Pre-Chorus]
Well I'll learn to live
Without artificial additives

[Chorus]
If I could be
The one who brings you tea in the morning
Then I'll make it dairy-free
If it was me
That got to make your tea in the morning
Then Alpro's fine by me
And darling, if you let me, I'll
Walk you down the Free From aisle
I'd give it all to make you smile if you'd agree
That I can be
The one that makes your tea

[Verse 2]
It's true that I, well I'm a barbecue enjoyer
And I slag off nut roasts sometimes, just to annoy you
But if the only milk I ever got to drink was soya
It would be worth it all to share your fridge
And come what may, the winters and the summers
I know the hard times, they will never overcome us
And to work hard to always keep you in houmous
Would be my lifelong privilege

[Pre-Chorus]
Well I'll learn to live without artificial additives
There's nothing I wouldn't give

[Chorus]
If I could be
The one who brings you tea in the morning
Then I'll make it dairy-free
If it was me
That got to make your tea in the morning
Then Alpro's fine by me
And darling, if you let me, I'll
Get a solar panel trial
I'd give it all to make you smile if you'd agree
That I can be
The one that makes your tea

[Verse 3]
Now in this life
We face some stormy weather
But if you should decide that we could get rained on together
Then I could do it all without ever buying leather
And only fair trade jeans upon my legs
It's true that I
I've got a heavy dairy intake
And I'm probably not ever gonna give up steak
But if I could be the one who makes your Sunday pancakes
Then I'd learn how to do it without the eggs

[Pre-Chorus]
Oh, I'll learn to live without artificial additives
If I could start to win your artichoke heart

[Chorus]
Then I could be
The one who brings you tea in the morning
And I'll make it dairy-free
If it was me
That got to make your tea in the morning
Even Earl Grey's fine by me
And darling, if you let me, I'll
Walk you down that Free From aisle
I'd give it all to make you smile if you'd agree
I'd be the best me I could ever be
If it was me
That got to make your tea