The Vampire Conspiracy
Oli Frost
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Quite simply, this is a comedic song about vampires restructuring the government and such to improve happiness of humans, for the sole reason that happy humans have tastier blood.
The Vampire Conspiracy Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Of course climate change is a conspiracy
Made up by socialist vampires to push policies
A greener fairer world
That's our evil plot
Free-range organic humans have the most delicious blood
[Verse 2]
We'll build clean energy to improve air quality
Creating lots of jobs with fair pay guaranteed
A well-being revolution
That's our evil plot
Free-range organic humans have the most delicious blood
[Bridge]
And recycling is a lie
To make you go outside
The night you take your bins out
Is the night we bite
[Verse 3]
So now you know our plan to descale economy
Measure growth in happiness instead of GDP
Don't try to warn the others
It's already too late
The next blood we drink is running in your veins
The Vampire Conspiracy Q&A
Who wrote The Vampire Conspiracy's ?
The Vampire Conspiracy was written by Oli Frost.
Who produced The Vampire Conspiracy's ?
The Vampire Conspiracy was produced by Oli Frost.
When did Oli Frost release The Vampire Conspiracy?
Oli Frost released The Vampire Conspiracy on Fri Nov 11 2022.