The Ultimate Jedi Mind Trick - Episode IV

Fear is the path to the Dark side

Fear is the path to the Dark side

(I wanna be your Jedi Knight)

Y'all answer the Empire's call loyal like Darth Maul

Then fall out, stall out like an amphetamine user

'cos a beggar can't be a chooser

'cos youse a loser, like an Indiana Hoosier

Facin' charges of being a wife abuser, wife beater, wife batterer, wife bruiser

Straight pathetic like an Imperial cruiser

Goin' against two Rebel Alliance X-wing fighters

I got the touch of Midas, y'all go ahead and dig out

Your lighters and wave 'em fuckers around like exciters

Callin' all you graffiti writers, rap reciters, I call on the Force to guide us

As a team like Kobe, I'm hiphop's last hope like Obi-Wan Kenobi

Fear is the path to the Dark side

Fear is the path to the Dark side

(I wanna be your Jedi Knight)

Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads

To suffering (and ask Yoda)

Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads

To suffering

I go: "Do not underestimate the power of the Dark side!"

Just like James Earl Jones, I got the skellies in the closet they'll

Be rattlin' their bones like Emperor Palpatine

He's got the transsubstantiation with the bread and the wine

Whine, heavy, mechanized breathing like Darth Vader

It's like you made a sound 'even the tiniest

It's see you later!

He'll decapitate your head with a lightsaber

But when it comes to sentences

Capital punishment is better than life - with hard labour

Ask your neighbour, he'll tell you that a...

Fear is the path to the Dark side

(I wanna be your Jedi Knight)

Fear is the path to the Dark side

(I wanna be your Jedi Knight)

Fear is the path to the Dark side

(I wanna be your Jedi Knight)

Play Sabacc, my deck is set, my dice is loaded

My rhyme is often scrambled, encrypted and coded

Like R2D2 or Morse, I'm showin' no remorse

Unmovable like a statue of a war hero mounted on a horse

I play the Force like a game of polo

Still lookin' for my Princess Leia like Han Solo

I happen to know the mayor to the Cloud City

Mr. Calrissian, Lando backstabbin' KC like Evan Dando

My rhymes is fat like motherfuckin' Marlon Brando

I possess magic like Orlando, I hunt heads for props

And not for bounty like Boba Fett

It's six in the morning I'm not sober yet!

You weak, a-triflin', straight feeble

No talent whatsoever like Sy Snootles with the band of Max Rebo

Entertaining the scum of the universe and Jabba

You know it shows, you into crystal meth 'cos you blabber

And talk and talk faster, and even faster, you lose all your power

Like the blasters on the Millennium Falcon

At the crucial moment, you was supposed to jump into hyperspace

Keep snortin' that shit and they'll diagnose you as a

Diaper case

Fear is the path to the Dark side

Fear is the path to the Dark side

(I wanna be your Jedi Knight)

Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads

To suffering (and ask Yoda)

Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads

To suffering