The Ultimate Christmas: A Disney Channel Original Movie (2001)

[Spoken Intro]
Okay, y'all ready? Bryce is gonna, um
Bryce is gonna play a song again now, so
Everybody quiet down, go a—go ahead, go ahead, Bryce, go ahead
Everybody let's watch, come on

[Intro]
One, two, three
Christmas never felt this stressful
Quiet down, quiet down y'all, sh, sh, sh, okay
That's real nice, Bryce
Picking fights and Christmas carols

[Verse 1]
One, two, three
Did he just count himself in? Jesus Christ
It's 4 PM and there are two families talking
Struggling while trying to fit in the frame
It's midnight where the other family is talking
Okay everybody help him out on this next part, let's all comе in, come on, here wе go
"Amazing we can do this," both families say

[Verse 2]
Two, three
"How's school? Is it stressful? Have you met a girl yet?
Or boy, that's fine as well, I know it's 2022" (Don't judge me)
"You're looking healthy, though you could lose a little weight
But you're still looking great, at certain angles around your face"

[Verse 3]
And the kids all get impatient, understandably so
While the parents sit around comparing tax loopholes
Or gossiping about families they both kinda know
One kid failed out, one's doing drugs
And one's been acting gay
Oh my God

[Outro]
Christmas never felt so special
Picking fights and Christmas carols
"Help me set this goddamn table
Your mother's been at this all day"
"So? That's her choice, I didn't make her"
God, I missed you, been forever
Well that was quite nice, Bryce, that was, you know
I was worried because of last year
But that was quite good actually, I like that