THE TRASH MAN

[Intro]
Gather 'round, gather 'round. Let me tell you kids a fucking story. Alright, about the ripper of the junkyard, the Trash Man, alright. There was this fucking guy on my street that was going around to all these houses right? And he was fucking killing people and stealing their money, ya' know? That’s fucked up, let me tell you like the first time I saw him.​​

[Verse 1]
It’s eight feet tall with an axe on it’s back
Long black hair and a big crooked smile
He eats all your loved ones and steals all the cash
Guess you could say that he takes out the trash
It was 4am and I had to take a piss
But I looked outside and somethin' was amiss
It was a man with a black bag and all black clothes
He drove a big truck, then I heard a woman screamin'
"Please you gotta help me, I’ve been here for weeks"
No, I thought that I was dreamin', but I put on my sneaks
I was runnin' for the telephone, but I was not discrete
Then came the man that was standing in my street
Knock, knock, knock, now he breakin' down my door
I saw too much, now I’m shakin' at my core
A bat at the ready, my pulse ain't steady
Wish that I was dead already
Then I blacked out, woke up in the street
A large black bag was sittin' at my feet
A little blood stains on my bright white shoes
Keys to a truck that I’ve never even used
Then I freaked out, bitch, I was framed
Blood cleaned up like that fucker was trained
The cops showed up and I tried to explain
They didn’t fuckin' care, they didn’t fuckin' care

[Chorus]
Night rippa, hit you with the clippa
Body bags with a big black zippa
One eye, open all night
It’s the trash man, take you out inside a trash can
Night rippa, hit you with the clippa
Body bags with a big black zippa
One eye, open all night
It’s the trash man, take you out inside a trash can

[Interlude]
Hahaha, hey man, you looked all fuckin' weird and scary when you were telling that story like, I dunno, you were guilty or something? (Yeah, are you?)
Yeah, I’m sorry, here, let’s get back to the story, anyway

[Verse 2]
I was screaming at the top of my lungs inside the institution
Yellin' at the doctors, screaming that I didn’t fuckin' do it
Why would I kill? Why would I slay?
I never thought twice about my sanity
Why question it today? Like—

[Bridge]
I think my mind'sa slippin'
I think, I think my mind’sa slippin'
I think, I think my mind’sa slippin'
I think, I think my mind’sa slippin' away, slippin' away tonight
(Wait, where’d you guys go?)
Slippin' away tonight (Where the fuck am I?)
My mind’sa slippin' away-ay-ay (Hello? Hello?)
My mind’sa slippin', slip away (Man, what the fuck?)
My mind’sa slippin', slip away (Shit)

[Chorus]
Night rippa, hit you with the clippa
Body bags with a big black zippa
One eye, open all night
It’s the trash man, take you out inside a trash can
Night rippa, hit you with the clippa
Body bags with a big black zippa
One eye, open all night
It’s the trash man, take you out inside a trash can

[Outro]
Hahahahaha