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Music by Jordan Katz, MC Lars, Damondrick "DJ" Jack and Watt White
Lyrics by MC Lars
These are ten things to never say on a first date. Take note
Oh yeah, I believe in reproductive rights too, especially for guys. Have you heard of the men's rights movement?
No, no, no, no. Don't order that. You're probably the last person in this room who needs any more carbs tonight
Hey, you want to meet my parents next weekend? You remind me so much of my mom!
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I'm not racist, but...
My favorite author? You probably haven't heard of him. I don't think they teach Kierkegaard in the state schools
Be right back. I just have to do a number two
Let me tell you all the intricate details about my recent financial troubles
Not counting what's probably going to happen later, how many other guys from Tinder have you slept with?
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Can I take this call? It's my ex
My favorite type of music? Probably nerdcore
The Top 10 Things to Never Say on a First Date was written by Watt White & Jordan Katz.
The Top 10 Things to Never Say on a First Date was produced by MC Lars & Jordan Katz.