The Third From The Left In The Top Row

[Chorus]
I'm the third from the left in the top row
I'm the third from the left in the top row
I'm the third from the left in the top row
I'm the third from the left in the top row

[Verse]
Oh, playing chess or losing flesh
'Cause I think you're an aural stress
Oh, but I know the rules
Single out the meanest deed
Close my eyes, fall asleep
Oh, I know the rules

[Chorus]
I'm the third from the left in the top row
I'm the third from the left in the top row
I'm the third from the lеft in the top row
I'm the third from the lеft in the top row

[Verse]
Oh, books straight to television set
My chairs, my neighbour and my bed
Oh, I know the rules
I throw it out and leave it all
My bedroom feels like a rubber doll's
Oh, but I know the rules

[Verse]
I know a trick to let problems pass
I will probably be no worse
Oh, I know the rules
And the moment I wanted to throw myself
I suddenly saw the hall was full
Oh, oh, I know the rules

[Verse]
Oh, books straight to television set
My chairs, my neighbour and my bed
Oh, I know the rules
I throw it out and leave it all
My bedroom feels like a rubber doll's
Oh, oh, but I know the rules

[Chorus]
I'm the third from the left in the top row (Third from the left in the top row)
I'm the third from the left in the top row (Third from the left in the top row)
I'm the third from the left in the top row (Third from the left in the top row)
I'm the third from the left in the top row (Third from the left in the top row)

[Outro]
O-ho, wee-la!
A-wee-la! Wee!